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1. my2fish

   September 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm

   that’s a good one!

   I was going through a buffet line with a co-worker at a business meeting dinner, and I noticed he hadn’t taken any salad, and questioned why.

   his response: “I don’t eat salad. that’s what my food eats.”

   priceless.
2. oldsalt1942

   September 17, 2009 at 6:47 pm

   W. C. Fields refused to drink water “because fish procreate in it.”