“Walk the plank,” says Pirate Jim.
“But Capt. Jim, I cannot swim.”
“Then you must steer us through the gale.”
“But Capt. Jim, I cannot sail.”
“Then down with the galley slaves you go.”
“But Capt. Jim, I cannot row.”
“Then you must be the pirate’s clerk.”
“But Capt. Jim I cannot work.”
“Then a pirate captain you must be.”
“Thank you, Jim,” says Capt. me.
Shel Silverstein
But it SUCKS to be the crew!
One More Good Adventure 
I’ve had several thoughts in the past five minutes. I think I’ll keep them all to myself. 🙂
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